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fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP

gracehelbabe
It’s me GRACE HELBIG
also known as SMELLBIG
It’s time to go NOFILTER SHOW
say…where the hell did my vodka go?
dressed fly like a lookbook
Hannah’s got that COOKBOOK,
get on your feet,or stay in your seats
depends on the shots you TOOK TOOK
thing about to get mental…
adults dressed like pencils
don’t know what we’ll do,
but it involves number 2’s
we’re up on your stage,
don’t want to act our own age,
buckle up cause we’re about to go
into the NOFILTER SHOW!
Grace’s rap in NoFilter Show Opening Song (via smug—face)
raiderofarks

thegreendeceiver:

loki-cat:

Paranorman reveals first openly gay animated character

at first i thought mitch and kathy were going to hook up, like athletic boys and bratty teenage girls always do at the end of movies. but then he said this and the whole theatre screamed and EVERYTHING MADE SENSE AND IT WAS SO GREAT

What I like about this the best is that they LITERALLY WAITED UNTIL THE VERY LAST SECOND TO REVEAL IT. Basically forcing you to form your opinion of him based on his personality and characteristics, instead of his sexuality.

WHICH IS HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO WORK.